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MAY 2023

Cool technology was created by The Jetsons.

 

JANUARY 2023

I've had a taste of performing in huge theaters lately and I have to confess that when we're talking audiences, size does matter.

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The bigger the audience the skinnier I feel and the skinnier I feel the funnier I am so it's a win-win.

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Miniature golf balls are the same size as regular golf balls.

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Documentary idea:  Hair of Politicians.

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You can eat four of the best meals you ever ate in as many days.

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You might make new friends in your sixties.

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A friend is someone whose voice you want to hear, both what they say and how they sound.

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When somebody says you already met them, go with it.

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A great show puts me in homeostasis.

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I can only remember one street joke.  It's about a guy whose wife is losing her hearing.  Caroline Rhea told it to me.

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People are intricate.

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Eating ice cream after not eating it for years is not disappointing.

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DECEMBER 2022

 

It's not every day that you're alive.

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It's definitely winter.  The clean laundry has static cling and the coconut oil has solidified.

 

SEPTEMBER 2022

 

Write it down.  Or your thoughts will go back to thin air.

 

Everything I eat tastes delicious with watermelon.

 

This is my first time being a person.

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OCTOBER 2022

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Inform your art by living.

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NOVEMBER 2022

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If you work out, things will work out.